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Sometimes I feel like being pretty.

Sometimes my nose and my entire upper lip are chapped cause my nose has been running all day and I’ve been blowing it nonstop and these faces happen.

These faces also happen in reaction to things that make me unhappy on a regular basis.

You’re welcome.

Sometimes I feel like being pretty.

Sometimes my nose and my entire upper lip are chapped cause my nose has been running all day and I’ve been blowing it nonstop and these faces happen.

These faces also happen in reaction to things that make me unhappy on a regular basis.

You’re welcome.

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:


thanl:


psyducked:


romancingthelookyloos:


romancingthelookyloos:


I think we should talk about puberty…





yo imma let you finish but


I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time



yes okay but

girls can do it too


Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 


fuckin

PLOT
TWIST


Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are


….Uhm. Wait.

HAw hell yeah.

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

image

yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

image

After puberty:

image

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

image

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

photo IMG_0998_zps8237a196.jpg

PLOT

photo 168953_175287445844057_6570840_n-1_zps737126b9.jpgTWIST

photo 537080_221894307976482_994889695_n_zps3943ffdd.jpg

Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

….Uhm. Wait.

HAw hell yeah.

My selfie game is on point today.
Eyebrow game for days.
Self esteem for days.
Winged eyeliner on point.
I’d do me.

My selfie game is on point today.

Eyebrow game for days.

Self esteem for days.

Winged eyeliner on point.

I’d do me.

File under: me shooting a rifle in North Carolina.

File under: me shooting a rifle in North Carolina.

This is how I feel about matrices. 
Hint: FUCK THEM. I HATE THEM SO MUCH.
Ugh. Algebra.

This is how I feel about matrices.

Hint: FUCK THEM. I HATE THEM SO MUCH.

Ugh. Algebra.

I couldn’t get one GOOD photo this morning so have this collection of mediocre ones.

Tag(s): #me
What time is it?
BATMAN ONESIE TIME!
Fuck yeah.

What time is it?

BATMAN ONESIE TIME!

Fuck yeah.

Pink lip game on point.

Pink lip game on point.

#labswag

#labswag

Pink lip game on point.

Pink lip game on point.