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not-all-cannibals:

not-all-cannibals:

BEST PURCHASE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
*excited umbrella-sword slashing*
*manic laughter*

in recent news I’ve been stopped by multiple security guards

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Must be nice to just be … stopped.

notmelissa:

CROCHET COMMISSIONS!

Hey guys! I’m going to start taking crochet commissions. I can make hats and scarves, and on special request I can do afghans.

Hats can be made in just about any style and color(s), and will be one size fits most.

Scarves can be made in just about any style and color(s), and will be whatever length you want them to be! Just keep in mind that for a significant addition of length, the price will go up.

Afghans will be done by special request, as they take significantly longer than hats and scarves.

Everything will be made-to-order!

If you can’t tell from the photos, these hats are all based off of characters from Marvel. I can do hats based off of any characters/movies/books you’d like! As long as you give me a photo and mention the colors you really want in the item, I can make it!

Pricing will go (generally) as follows:

Basic 2-color hats: $25, with $3 for each additional color added.

2-color Tassel hats (like the one on the bottom left): $35, with $3 for each additional color added.

2-color scarves: $40, with $3 for each additional color added.

Afghan prices will be given upon request! It depends on the size of the afghan, how many colors are in it, what kind of afghan it is, etc.

Any 8-bit image you find can be turned into an afghan. So if you want a video-game related afghan, especially for the holidays, please e-mail me and I will get you a quote!

Please keep in mind that these will be done by first-come, first-serve basis! That just means that I’ll be doing orders in the order of when I get them. If something needs to be rushed, there will be an additional cost.

If you are interested, please e-mail me at crochetingbythepond@gmail.com !

*Please note the items in the pictures are not for sale themselves, though similar ones can be recreated.*

If you’re not interested I’d very much appreciate it if you could give this a reblog to help me spread it around!

Yo even when babies cry on TV I’m like

OH MY GOD

SHUT THE FUCK UP

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO CRY ABOUT, YOU HAVE ZERO RESPONSIBILITIES EXCEPT TO SHIT, SLEEP, AND EAT

mogatrat:

she fucked the bug

orumenkoruben:

memes i want back:

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(Source: vampirejaehwan)

lady-eve:

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

brutuswayne:

brutuswayne:

I got angry at my straight friends cause they think women-only train cars will make sexual harassment of women worse.

After the third white person told me that women-only cars is like racial segregation/discrimination I asked them all to stop telling the only minority in the thread what discrimination feels like.

Sometimes I just want to fucking punch people. Fuck.

rocktopussy:

becausebirds:

Kiwi on a treadmill.

well you can tell by the way i use my walk i’m a flightless bird
i can only walk

rocktopussy:

becausebirds:

Kiwi on a treadmill.

well you can tell by the way i use my walk i’m a flightless bird

i can only walk

hey guys ! i’ll be hosting a lovely weekly giveaway for MatchWigs ! MatchWigs sells really great and high quality wigs and they just recently added hundreds of new items to their online store. you’ll have to chance to win one free 30$ voucher for a wig with this giveaway !

GUIDELINES:

  • must be following me and MatchWigs on tumblr ! 
  • one reblog per person ! likes do not count !
  • no giveaway blogs
  • giveaway is for a 30$ voucher on a wig from their site ! if you feature a banner of their store on your blog, you can push that up to 35$ ! ( how to: here )
  • international shipping !
  • click the contest link !

i hope you all have fun with this ! enjoy it and good luck ! the giveaway will go from oct. 1 - oct. 7th and the winner will be chosen at 11: 59 pm that night !

(Source: justinripley)